Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Witty Wednesday

Funny Jobs

31. Pickpocket
There's a burglar in my pants!
 
32. Serving Wench
The waitress on a pirate ship.
 
33. Rush Tribute Band
 
34. Analyzing Systems
 
35. Barista
I guess "Coffee Sommelier" was too pretentious.

36. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks
This once killed at a family gathering.

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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Tip Tuesday

Summer Jobs
Summer Job Search Tips
 
Looking for a summer job? Here are some time-saving tips that will help you find a summer job fast.
 Get Help. If you are a teen or a college student looking for a summer job, check with your high school Guidance Office or college Career Services Office and ask how they can assist with your summer job search. Working Papers. In some states, if you are under eighteen, you may need to obtain working papers in order to legally be able to work. Get them now, so you will be able to start work as soon as you get the job. Resume or Not? If you are applying via mail or email you will need to submit a resume. If you are applying in person, bring a resume if you have one. If not, be prepared to complete an application. Use our Resume Writing Guide to get going on writing a resume. If you have never written a resume, here is advice on writing your first resume. It doesn't have to be lengthy or complicated! References Ready. Have a list of a few references ready to give to interviewers. Baby-sitting and volunteer references are fine, if you haven't worked before. Summer Job Sites. There are a variety of sites that list summer job openings. Search the job banks that focus on summer jobs and summer camp jobs. Search the part-time job sites too. Hit the Road. Interested in working at a local amusement park, beach or park or at a retail store in town or at the mall? One of the best ways to find this type of summer job is by applying in person. So, plan on spending some time visiting potential job sites and filling out applications. Check the Newspaper. Don't forget to check the the Help Wanted ads in your newspaper and in small local papers like The Intelligencer. Networking Works. Networking isn't just for full-time employment. Tell everyone you know you are looking for a summer job, you never know who might be able to help you out. Dress Appropriately. Make sure you dress appropriately, are ready to complete an application, and are prepared for an on-the-spot interview:
  • Dress should be neat and tidy. Business casual (khakis and a collared shirt) is usually appropriate.
  • Make sure your hair and fingernails are well groomed.
  • Wear moderate shoes.
  • Bring the information you need to complete an application, along with a pen and pad of paper for notes.
Don't Wait. Summer jobs often get filled fast, so getting going on your job search! On the other hand, college students often leave their summer job early to go back to school. So, if you have gotten a late start on your summer, you still may be able to find a job for the latter part of the season.

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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Top Job Thursday

Top 18 Jobs for 2013

CareerBuilder and Economic Modeling Specialists Intl. (EMSI) just released the results of their latest study that used EMSI’s rich labor market database, which pulls from over 90 national and state employment resources and includes detailed information on employees and self-employed workers, to find the best jobs (that require a bachelor's degree) for 2013. Here are the top 18.

Occupations requiring a bachelor’s degrees that have produced the most jobs post-recession include:

No. 1 Software Developers (Applications and Systems Software)
70,872 jobs added since 2010, 7% growth

No. 2 Accountants and Auditors
37,123 jobs added since 2010, 3% growth

No. 3 Market Research Analysts and Marketing Specialists
31,335 jobs added since 2010, 10% growth

No. 4 Computer Systems Analysts
26,937 jobs added since 2010, 5% growth

No. 5 Human Resources, Training and Labor Relations Specialists
22,773 jobs added since 2010, 5% growth

No. 6 Network and Computer Systems Administrators
18,626 jobs added since 2010, 5% growth

No. 7 Sales Representatives (Wholesale and Manufacturing, Technical and Scientific)
17,405 jobs added since 2010, 4% growth

No. 8 Information Security Analysts, Web Developers and Computer Network Architects
15,715 jobs added since 2010, 5% growth

No. 9 Mechanical Engineers
13,847 jobs added since 2010, 6% growth

No. 10 Industrial Engineers
12,269 jobs added since 2010, 6% growth

No. 11 Computer Programmers
11,540 jobs added since 2010, 3% growth

No. 12 Financial Analysts
10,016 jobs added since 2010, 4% growth

No. 13 Public Relations Specialists
8,541 jobs added since 2010, 4% growth

No. 14 Logisticians
8,522 jobs added since 2010, 8% growth

No. 15 Database Administrators
7,468 jobs added since 2010, 7% growth

No. 16 Meeting, Convention and Event Planners
7,072 jobs added since 2010, 10% growth

No. 17 Cost Estimators
6,781 jobs added since 2010, 3% growth

No. 18 Personal Financial Advisors
5,212 jobs added since 2010, 3% growth

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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Witty Wednesday

Funny Jobs
21. Coffee Bitch
The new guy everyone makes go on Starbucks runs.

22. Crime Fighter
Job held by Batman, Deputy Dog, Sherlock Holmes, Encyclopedia Brown, T.J. Hooker, and others.
 
23. Herpetologist
Someone who studies frogs (and reptiles and other amphibians).
 
24. Haberdasher
 
25. Door-to-Door Salesman
"Hey, uhh, wanna buy an anvil?"
26. Knob Polisher
 
27. Fishmonger
It sounds funnier than it really is.
 
28. Hobo
Unfortunately, they were hunted into extinction in the 1930's.
 
29. Swishy Hairdresser
 
30. Head Honcho
At my latest job review, I told my boss that it was my career goal to be the head honcho.
 
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Tip Tuesday

Top 10 interview questions...and how you should answer them

As the saying goes, "If you fail to plan, you plan to fail". So here is a valuable insight into the world of interview questions and the techniques best used to answer them.
There are some questions that are asked frequently in interviews and you should prepare your answers beforehand. The key things to remember when responding to interview questions are to keep your answers relevant, brief and to the point. If you are faced with a difficult question, make sure you stay calm, don't get defensive, and take a moment to think about your response before you answer.
Remember, these responses are only suggestions. Try to personalize your response as much as possible.

Question: Tell me about yourself.
A: Identify some of your main attributes and memorize them. Describe your qualifications, career history and range of skills, emphasizing those skills relevant to the job on offer.

Q: What have your achievements been to date?
A: Select an achievement that is work-related and fairly recent. Identify the skills you used in the achievement and quantify the benefit it had to the company. For example, 'my greatest achievement has been to design and implement a new sales ledger system, bringing it in ahead of time and improving our debtors' position significantly, saving the company $50,000 per month in interest'.

Q: Are you happy with your career to date?
A: This question is really about your self-esteem, confidence and career aspirations. The answer must be 'yes', followed by a brief explanation as to what it is about your career so far that's made you happy. If you have hit a career plateau, or you feel you are moving too slowly, then you must qualify your answer.

Q: What is the most difficult situation you have had to face and how did you tackle it?
A: The purpose of this question is to find out what your definition of difficult is and whether you can show a logical approach to problem solving. In order to show yourself in a positive light, select a difficult work situation which was not caused by you and which can be quickly explained in a few sentences. Explain how you defined the problem, what the options were, why you selected the one you did and what the outcome was. Always end on a positive note.

Q: What do you like about your present job?
A: This is a straightforward question. All you have to do is make sure that your 'likes' correspond to the skills etc. required in the job on offer. Be enthusiastic; describe your job as interesting and diverse but do not overdo it - after all, you are looking to leave.

Q: What do you dislike about your present job?
A: Be cautious with this answer. Do not be too specific as you may draw attention to weaknesses that will leave you open to further problems. One approach is to choose a characteristic of your present company, such as its size or slow decision-making processes etc. Give your answer with the air of someone who takes problems and frustrations in your stride as part of the job.

Q: What are your strengths?
A: This is one question that you know you are going to get so there is no excuse for being unprepared. Concentrate on discussing your main strengths. List three or four proficiencies e.g. your ability to learn quickly, determination to succeed, positive attitude, your ability to relate to people and achieve a common goal. You may be asked to give examples of the above so be prepared.

Q: What is your greatest weakness?
A: Do not say you have none - this will lead to further problems. You have two options - use a professed weakness such as a lack of experience (not ability) on your part in an area that is not vital for the job. The second option is to describe a personal or professional weakness that could also be considered to be a strength, and the steps you have taken to combat it. An example would be, 'I know my team thinks I'm too demanding at times - I tend to drive them pretty hard but I'm getting much better at using the carrot and not the stick'.

Q: Why do you want to leave your current employer?
A: State how you are looking for a new challenge, more responsibility, experience and a change of environment. Do not be negative in your reasons for leaving. It is rarely appropriate to cite salary as your primary motivator.

Q: Why have you applied for this particular job?
A: The employer is looking for evidence that the job suits you, fits in with your general aptitudes, coincides with your long-term goals and involves doing things you enjoy. Make sure you have a good understanding of the role and the organization, and describe the attributes of the organization that interest you most.

Other questions to consider:
  • How does your job fit in to your department and company?
  • What do you enjoy about this industry?
  • Give an example of when you have worked under pressure.
  • What kinds of people do you like working with?
  • Give me an example of when your work was criticized.
  • Give me an example of when you have felt anger at work. How did you cope and did you still perform a good job?
  • What kind of people do you find it difficult to work with?
  • Give me an example of when you have had to face a conflict of interest at work.
  • Tell me about the last time you disagreed with your boss.
  • Give me an example of when you haven't got on with others.
  • Do you prefer to work alone or in a group? Why?
  • This organization is very different to your current employer - how do you think you are going to fit in?
  • What are you looking for in a company?
  • How do you measure your own performance?
  • What kind of pressures have you encountered at work?
  • Are you a self-starter? Give me examples to demonstrate this?
  • What changes in the workplace have caused you difficulty and why?
  • How do you feel about working long hours and/or weekends?
  • Give me an example of when you have been out of your depth.
  • What have you failed to achieve to date?
  • What can you bring to this organization?
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Monday, February 11, 2013

Making It Big Monday

The Interview Checklist
The goal of a selection interview is to predict the on-the-job performance of each applicant in order to select the best person for the available position. A handful of "on-paper" qualified candidates are interviewed to clarify their skills and experience and to assist their personal suitability to the position.
An interview should be viewed as an opportunity to show an employer what you have to offer, rather than as a nerve-racking ordeal.

Use this list to help with pre-interview planning.
Be Prepared
  • Know where the office is and how you are going to get there on time; getting lost will only add to your anxiety level.
  • Take time to choose appropriate attire (preferably the day before) and groom carefully -- appearances are important!
  • Learn about the organization; the employer will want to know why you want to work there and how you think you can contribute to the organization's overall goals.
  • Identify the relevant skills and experience you can bring to the job.
  • Prepare two or three questions to ask the interviewer; avoid asking about benefits until you have been offered the job.
Demonstrate Good Manners
  • Arrive 5 to 10 minutes before your appointment time.
  • Shake hands firmly with the interviewer when you are introduced and again when the interview concludes.
  • Do not smoke, chew gum or drink tea or coffee -- even if you are invited to do so.
  • Maintain eye contact with the interviewer; otherwise, you will give the impression that you are disinterested or untrustworthy.
  • Try not to fidget; it will distract the interviewer from what you are saying.
  • Allow the interviewer to take the lead; do not interrupt when she/he is talking.
  • Answer questions clearly and concisely; do not ramble.
  • Pause to construct a thoughtful answer; do not blurt out the first thing that comes into your mind.
  • Attend to the interviewer's body language and other cues to sense when the interview is concluding; do not linger.
  • Thank the interviewer for her/his time before leaving.
Be Yourself
  • Convey your strengths and abilities without appearing boastful or conceited; do not exaggerate your qualifications.
  • Answer the questions honestly, rather than telling the interviewer what you think she/he wants to hear; you do not want to succeed in getting hired for a job for which you are not suited!
  • Do not hesitate to show your (genuine) enthusiasm and engaging personality and... remember to smile.
In General
  • Volunteer information only if it is positive and pertinent.
  • Watch for opportunities to sell your skills.
  • Avoid using negative terms. Substitute the words "challenge" or "opportunity" for the word problem.
  • Never forget that your objective is to get a job offer.
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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Top Job Thursday

Follow Up After the Job Fair
 
Your day is now complete. You’ve been to the Job Fair; you visited all the booths and handed out dozens of résumés. Now what? Time to build a follow up plan. Here are some ideas:

Get organized. Take some time to review your conversations, look through literature that you picked up, and make notes for each company, recruiter and opportunity. If you are missing contact information for someone you met, do some internet research to find it.

Apply online. Many people feel that a recruiter may be brushing them off by asking the candidate to “go to the website” but they are not! Hiring companies are subject to many regulations regarding tracking job applicants, and to be considered a candidate, you need to be recorded in their system. Get that online application submitted!

Send a thank-you note. Personal preference varies on whether email or hand written is better. Email is quicker, but it’s pretty cool (and unusual) to get a hand written note. Thank the recruiter for their time and try to mention something specific to your conversation that will help them remember you. Emphasize your interest in the company and position. Based on your conversation at the Job Fair, ask about follow up, and if appropriate, ask for an interview!

Stay in touch. Again, use your judgment based on the information that you learned from the recruiter. Do they have an immediate need? Will the process take several weeks? Follow up by email at the appropriate interval to stay top of mind as a motivated, proactive candidate.

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Witty Wednesday


Funny Jobs

11. Mime
Nature's way of thinning out the clown herd.

12. Merch Girl or Guy
They're "with the band".
 
13. Shopping Cart Wrangler
 
14. Cutpurses
Giving seaports and wharves a bad name since 1626.
 
15. Slubberdoffer
Refers to a person in the textile industry who removes bobbins on a slubbing machine.
 
16. Phlebotomist
The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires.
 
17. Robber Baron
 
18. Mohel
 
19. Carny
 
20. Cowpuncher
According to Dictionary.com, "a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback". So basically someone who does all that cowboy stuff on a ranch with cows.
 
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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Tip Tuesday

How to Prepare for a Job Fair

Job Fairs are an excellent way to meet a large number of potential employers at one time. Job Fair attendance is useful because it gives you an opportunity to network, pass out copies of your resume, and improve your communication and interview skills.

JOB FAIR TIPS
  1. Research Companies – Do your homework. Visit the Career Services Career Fair website for a list of participants to find out in advance who will be attending the Job Fair. Visit the organization’s web sites or read current business articles to learn more about their products, missions, annual budgets, and organizational structure. This will enable you to ask better questions of the company representatives.
  2. Prepare Your Resume/Portfolio – Bring lots of copies of your resume. Have your resume reviewed prior to the Job Fair. Bringing a few selected work samples can make a positive first impression on a prospective employer.
  3. Present a Professional Appearance – Dress up. Conservative, tailored, business-like clothing is best. Pay close attention to personal hygiene and grooming. Minimal make-up and jewelry. Avoid perfume and/or cologne. Recruiters are watching and listening to determine if you act professionally. Smile.
  4. Check Your Attitude – Be optimistic, but have realistic expectations. You will meet employers who are interested in hiring in your field. There may not be immediate vacancies, but when openings occur, the employer will think of you because of your first impression.
  5. Practice Your Introduction – Is your handshake a “floppy fish” or a bone-crunching experience? Practice your handshake. Rehearse a brief introduction. Be able to tell the employer about your immediate career goals.
  6. Have strategies – Make an “A” list (favorites/must meet) and a “B” list (nice to meet – if time permits). Go to a few “B” list employers first to practice your introduction and questions. Then you’ll be warmed up and feel more confident when you will meet your “A” list recruiters.
  7. Avoid long lines – Don’t stand in long lines. Check out the companies without a lot of people lined up. Try to meet the recruiters during down times (especially in the morning or lunch time). You’ll get more of their attention and be able to learn more about the company and hiring opportunities.
  8. Gather information - Request a business card from each employer or ask for their name and title. Pick-up all company literature so you can review it after the job fair.
  9. Follow-up After the Interview - Follow-up within a week with a letter to each employer that you met. Include the date and time you met, a review of one or two of your primary qualifications with a reference to your knowledge of the company and a request a formal interview.
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Monday, February 4, 2013

Making it Big Monday

Career and Job Fair Do's and Don'ts

Here are the keys for students and job-seekers to successfully navigating a career or job fair. Follow these simple rules and guidelines and you should achieve success in this important strategic tool of job-hunting.

  • Do have a specific strategy for maximizing your time at the event. And don't bother spending time with recruiters from companies that do not interest you.
  • Do pre-register for the event, and do attempt to get the list of attending companies before the career fair.
  • Don't eliminate companies because they are recruiting for positions outside your field; take the time to network with the recruiter and get the name of a hiring manager for your particular career field.
  • Do attempt to research basic information about each company you hope to interview with at the job fair. A common career fair question from recruiters is, "Why do you want to work for our company?"
  • Don't just drop your resume on the recruiter's table and walk off.
  • Do prepare a one-minute "commercial" that focuses on the unique benefits you can offer the employer -- a version of your elevator speech. And do be prepared for common interview questions.
  • Do be prepared to talk about your work experiences, skills, and abilities. And for college students, do be prepared for a question about your GPA by some recruiters. (And do use the GPA -- overall, college, major -- that makes you look the strongest.)
  • Don't be afraid or intimidated by the recruiter; he or she is there to do a job -- to meet and screen potential candidates.
  • Do have a few questions prepared for each recruiter, but don't ask questions that any good job-seeker should already know, such as "What does your company do?" Do check out these Questions to Ask at Career and Job Fairs.
  • Do say the recruiter's name several times during your conversation, even if you have to keep glancing at the recruiter's nametag. And do get a business card (or at least contact information) from each recruiter.
  • Don't forget to eliminate such bad habits as playing with your hair, chewing gum, fidgeting, rocking from side-to-side, acting distracted, rubbing your nose, etc.
  • Do remember all the keys to successful interviewing, including a firm handshake, a warm smile, eye contact, and a strong voice.
  • Don't use filler words such as "um", "like", "you know."
  • Do bring enough copies of your resume to the career fair. And do bring different versions of your resume if you are searching for different types of jobs.
  • Do take advantage of the time you have to build rapport with each recruiter, but don't monopolize their time.
  • Don't ever just walk up to a booth and interrupt a current conversation; wait your turn and be polite.
  • Do dress professionally -- conservative is always the safe choice. And do wear comfortable shoes.
  • Don't waste the opportunity to network, not only with the recruiters, but with fellow job-seekers and other professionals in attendance at the career fair.
  • Don't ever say anything negative to the recruiter about your college or previous jobs, companies, or supervisors.
  • Do be sure to ask about the hiring process of each company, but don't ask too many questions about salaries, vacation time, and other benefits.
  • Do take the initiative and ask about the next step in the process. And do be prepared to follow-up all job leads.
  • Do be sure to follow-up with each recruiter. Some experts say to call and leave a message on their voicemail right after the job fair, but at a minimum you should send each recruiter a thank you letter.
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