Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Witty Wednesday

Ten Funny Gaffs from Real Job Application Forms

'I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.'

'Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.'

'As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.'

'Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chainstore.'

'Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as ' job-hopping' . I have never quit a job.'

'Marital status: often. Children: various.'

'Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions.'

'The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.

'Finished eighth in my class of ten.'

'References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me.'



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