Witty Wednesday

Recruiting Firm Shares The 50 Weirdest Job Titles They've Ever Seen

Every once in awhile, you'll get a business card with such a pretentious job title, you don't even know what the person really does for a living.

And if you're a recruiter, you probably see more fancy job titles than you'd prefer.

Recruiting firm Coburg Banks shares on their blog 50 of the most ridiculous job titles they've ever come across on resumes.

Most of these titles come from marketing applicants, which "perhaps says something about people in marketing," the post says.

We thought these titles were pretty funny:

1. Beverage Dissemination Officer – Bartender
2. Chick Sexer – Someone who determines the sex of chickens
3. Digital Overlord – Website Manager
4. Retail Jedi – Shop Assistant
5. Wizard of Light Bulb Moments – Marketing Director
6. Chief Chatter – Call Centre Manager
7. Animal Colourist – This person dyes animals for movies and marketing campaigns
8. Problem Wrangler – Counselor
9. Twisted Brother – Balloon Artist
10. Digital Dynamo - Digital Marketing Executive
11. Direct Mail Demi-God – Direct Mail Manager
12. Dream Alchemist – Head of Creative
13. Marketing Rockstar – Marketing Executive
14. Light Bender – Someone who is responsible for the high-tech, precision job of making neon lights
15. Space Travel Agent– This is the job of Craig Curran who is an accredited travel agent for Virgin Galactic, the world’s first space tourism business.
16. Associate to the Executive Manager of Marketeer’ing and Conservation efforts –Marketing Assistant
17. Pneumatic device and machine optimizer – Factory Worker
18. Senior Kindle Evangelist’ – In charge of all things Kindle for Amazon
19. Brand Evangelist – Marketing Brand Manager
20. Chief Inspiration Officer – A ‘CIO’ is a company representative whose role is essentially to encourage ‘belief in the company’ and ‘internal evangelism of its values’
21. Part-Time Czar – Czars were Eastern European supreme rulers that haven’t been around since WWII. This person is either an assistant manager or perhaps an emperior of Russia who has been kept in a cryopreserve state since 1917 and is now ready to rejoin the job market.
22. Associate Vice President – One of a number of Vice Presidents
23. Patron Saint of Academic Studying – Unless this person was several hundred years old, I’m doubting whether this person is being totally honest about being a saint.
24. Personalized care assistant – Care Assistant is fine
25. Hair Boiler- Someone who boils animal hair until it curls (for use in a variety of products)
26. Cheese Sprayer – Someone who sprays cheese or butter by hand on popcorn
27. Oyster Floater – Someone who floats oysters in water until they are free of impurities
28. Marketing Rockstar – Simply a Marketing Manager
29. Grand master of underlings – Deputy Manager
30. Creativity analyst – Assistant Marketing Manager
31. Accounting Ninja – Financial Manager (Trying to make numbers sound sexier than they are)
32. Sales Ninja – Sales Executive
33. Conversation Architect – Digital Marketing Manager
34. Director of Fun – Director of Marketing
35. New Media Guru – Digital Marketing Manager
36. Initiative Officer – Planner
37. Social Media Trailblazer – Digital Marketing Executive
38. Corporate Magician – Trade Show Magician
39. Master Handshaker – ?????
40. Communications Ambassador – ?????
41. Happiness Advocate – ?????
42. Under Secretary to the Sub-Committee – ?????
43. Hyphenated-specialist – ??????
44. Second Tier Totalist – ??????
45. Actions and Repercussions Adviser -??????
46. Professionalist – ??????
47. International and world-wide optical and vision-focused tenured professorship –??????
48. Creator of Happiness -??????
49. Change Magician - ?????
50. Chief Biscuit Dunker- ??????

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