Fun Facts Friday

Enjoy Reading Some Of These Hilarious Job Descriptions

• Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer
  
• Stand on a field and get yelled at for hours: Baseball Umpire
• Talk in other people’s sleep: College Professor
  
• Read things that don’t matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don’t matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated: Student
• Learn laws created ages ago so that I can tell engineers why I’m smarter than they are while complaining how it’s a travesty that they get paid more: Physics major
• Show you innovative ways to burn money in the spirit of patriotism: Fireworks Stand Manager
• Run away and call the police: Security Guard
• Try not to kill the baby: Housewife
• Teach your kids enough to complain but not enough to make a difference: College Teacher
• Supervise the guys and gals who try to protect the good people from the bad, only to be hated by the good people AND the bad: Police Sergeant
• Wear a tuxedo and smash metal plates into each other: Musician
• Manage waste recycling, promotion & sales: Antiques Dealer
• Teach kids to be evil…or so they say: Video Game Creator
• Spend most of the day looking out the window: Pilot
• Go to strange people’s houses and take their money: Pizza Delivery Boy
• Tell people that they can’t spend money they thought they had: Government Analyst
• Make corporate propaganda feel like folksy truthisms: TV Ad Director
• Take pictures of the unlucky and the stupid: X-ray Technician
• Profit from the misfortunes of others: Cops and Courts Reporter
• Pass poisonous gas on command: Research Assistant in solid state ammonia storage
• Have people spend far more than they estimated: Building Inspector
• Shepherd clients through the process of setting their products on fire: Consumer Products Tester
• Make sure nothing ever happens: IT Security
• Misinterpret the universe: Astronomer
• Be a human napkin: Stay-at-home mom of three
• Copy and paste the Internet: Student

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