Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Witty Wednesday

Funny Jobs

1. Extreme AC Repairman
No matter how much my job sucks, I'm thankful not to have to hang off balconies to fix other people's AC units. Regardless, the dedication of these repairmen is admirable.
2. Sandwich Artist
As if making them wasn't enough... now subway serves up $5 dollar art... your way.
 
3. Organ Grinder
Usually requires a monkey and tin cup.
 
4. Scullery Maid
The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish.
 
5. Snake Milker
Someone who extracts the venom from snakes.
 
6. Drifter
Abandon your belongings and lead a nomadic lifestyle.
 
7. Releaser of the Hounds
 
8. Knocker-up
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up.
 
9. Tonsorial Artist
Sounds like a fun name for Doctor of Internal Medicine (which could use a fun name), but it’s actually another way to say Hair Stylist.
 
10. Boner
Person who de-bones chickens and various poultry for consumption.
 
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